Finish the Sentence Friday..Taking over the world

If you're going to take over the world, you really need to ask a child how to do it. I mean, think about it..from the minute you find out that you're pregnant, your world changes and everything you do is about them. No one knows how to take over the world better than a child. I'm not saying its a bad thing, it just is what it is. Don't let that helpless, cute exterior fool you. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. They know exactly which buttons to push and when to push them. They want a bottle, they look at you with those big eyes and fuss..you cave and they get a bottle. As they get bigger, say, toddlers, if they want a toy and you say no, they throw an epic flip fit in the middle of the store, complete with big eyes and tears..you cave, they get the what they want. I realize that there are some fundamental issues here..the biggest being that children eventually grow up to be, well, us. But seriously...when they're little, they KNOW exactly what they're doing. if that isn't a recipe for a first step towards world domination, i don't know what is. However...if that doesn't float your boat, perhaps you should ask a cat. Those balls of fluffy cuteness have this down pat. Remember how they conned us to think that they were gods to be revered in ancient egypt? No? trust me..Fluffy hasn't forgotten it. Kibble dish is missing a piece of kibble? the world is ending. I think i shall meow like i'm hurt and my slave shall appear and remedy this! Sunspot is exactly where my human is working? no problem..i'll just lay on whatever they're doing..after all, its my house, they just pay the bills. I mean, seriously people. Cats have taken over the world..just ask yours!